I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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