porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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