My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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