Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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