We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
