I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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