Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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