I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I want her autograph on my taint
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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