She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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