Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I need to align my fucking chakras
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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