yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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