i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This baby is an asshole
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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