last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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