Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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