Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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