i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm always down for nudity.
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