Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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