Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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