oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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