how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
whose parrot is this?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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