I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you would pick up someone in the library
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Randomize
