This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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