i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
dude. I can hear the air.
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