my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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