he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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