Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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