do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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