spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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