hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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