Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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