ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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