well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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