Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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