Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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