Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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