? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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