we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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