Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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