belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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