I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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