You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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