have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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