There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Randomize
