Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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