is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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