On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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