Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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