Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so explain again why im purple
no
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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