Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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