why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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