he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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