I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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