Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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