Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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