Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
