We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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