Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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